We might not be able to enjoy college football for a few months, but today marks the beginning of the world’s greatest sporting event: The World Cup.
Unfortunately, I can’t be there with my fellow American Outlaws, but my eyes will be glued to my TV for the next month, watching some pretty compelling games all day long. So in honor of the World Cup, I thought it would be a good idea to see how all 14 SEC teams stack up to 14 World Cup teams. Who are their futbol counterparts?
I had some help from two of my fellow soccer nut friends, Konrad and Dan, so here are your 14 SEC World Cup teams:
Brazil: Alabama claims something like 100 national titles and Brazil has five World Cup titles of its own. Every year, Alabama is a heavy favorite, just like Brazil. The Crimson Tide play near-perfect football, and Brazil plays the beautiful game. Though neither team is perfect, Brazil has been picked by most to win this year’s World Cup, while Alabama is a national championship contender even with a new quarterback and questions on defense. Spain was a possibility, but from a historical standpoint, it didn’t work. We’ll leave Spain and Florida State to hang out.
South Korea: Neither is expected to go far this year, but there are a couple of good players spread out on both rosters. Could they be dangerous? Maybe. Can this year be a good starting point for the future? It’s possible. Honestly, it’s tough to say what either can do this year, but they won’t lack heart in the way they play. Wins? That’ll be tough.
Germany: A team that has the talent to compete year in and year out, but has had some rough spots in its history. They’ve had great success and tradition, but also dropped off before getting back to prominence. A coach has always helped resurrect things. Gene Chizik was the man for the job at one time, and now it’s Gus Malzahn. These teams aren’t perfect, but they’re teams to be feared with so much offense, and could be better this year than the last time they played for a title.
France: Like Florida, the French have the talent to be contenders, but they’ve also been underachievers of late. There is a lot of history with these two, and both should never be void of talent. France and Florida have no excuse for not being in contention. The SEC should always be in reach in some fashion for the Gators, and France shouldn’t be viewed as underdogs in early rounds, but both have struggled to get back to elite status in the last few years. Argentina would have worked because, well, Will Muschamp and his cousin Lionel Messi.
Belgium: Here’s a team that could make a run and take it all, just like Georgia. But are we ready to say that either can really do it? Both can play offense just fine, but they have questions on defense and just haven’t been able to get over the championship hump. Belgium is a nice sleeper pick this year, and the Dawgs could be one too, but there are just so many unknowns with a team that has to figure out so much on defense.
Australia: Not going to make a championship push this year, but won’t go down — or out — without a fight. Mark Stoops is building, and building well, so he knows how tough it’s going to be to make any sort of run during his second season with the Wildcats, but this team is better than last year’s. An SEC win is on the table, and Kentucky could frustrate the big boys, like Australia, but there’s still a ton of work to do.
Italy: Year in and year out, these two teams have a chance to win it all. They might have holes, which both squads certainly do, but the talent and athleticism out there is something no one wants to deal with. Both teams have, um, interesting figures as the faces of their teams. Italy has Mario Balotelli and LSU has Les Miles. Fear the quirkiness!
Mexico: A strong finish to World Cup qualifying has Mexico as a threat, just like the Bulldogs after how they ended last season. Mexico is fast and furious, just like Mississippi State figures to be, especially with so much experience coming back on both sides. While Mississippi State isn’t banged up like Mexico, an injury or two to this squad could be devastating.
Netherlands: Teams that have surprised us recently. How did the Netherlands get into the finals of the last World Cup? How did Mizzou make it to last season’s SEC championship game? Well, because they were better than we thought they were. Now, they both have some good players to lean on, but there are a lot of new guys at key positions, and these teams are trying to build on past successes.
Colombia: Like sneaky good Colombia, the Rebels have a lot of fire power on offense, a few stars and some youngsters who could eventually bring a title to Oxford. But also like Colombia, there are a lot of questions for Ole Miss. The offensive line is thin, Bo Wallace has been an injured and inconsistent quarterback, and we don’t know if the defense is ready to be a real threatening unit. However, no one wants to play them, and they’re both title darkhorses.
Uruguay: It’s a team that you’ve heard of and you know is good, but you have trouble naming a lot of players. You know that they are dangerous, but you just don’t know a ton about them. Both of these teams have stars spread out, like Mike Davis for the Gamecocks and Luis Suarez for Uruguay. Both teams have made runs, and could do it again, but winning it all? Just don’t see it happening this year.
England: So much history and tradition and a great and enthusiastic fan base. But winning just hasn’t been there of late. Tennessee won its last national championship at the end of the 1998 season. England hasn’t won the World Cup since 1966 — it’s only title. Tennessee boasts five more titles than England, but both should be contenders each year. The fall of both has been rough for both of these teams.
USA: Both have a lot of young talent and could have potent offenses. They both own very, very loud fan bases, and I’d like to think that the USA’s following has grown more like that of the Aggies’. Defense is a major question for both and could wreck any sort of run for either. Both teams have a chance to sneak their way through for a successful run, are building for the future after, lost the faces of their teams in Johnny Manziel and Landon Donovan, but could be a tricky team to beat.
Cameroon: Past success by both teams has them as trendy picks to pull an upset or two. But can either get back to where they once were during their magical runs? Vanderbilt might not have a Samuel Eto’o-type player on its team, but it has the talent to be a frustrating opponent for other SEC East teams. Like Cameroon, being in a tough group doesn’t bode well for another special run in 2014.